So FINALLY! We now all know why Britney Spears is doing all the weird shit she's been doing! She's Bipolar! Well, I don't know about bipolar, but after that kiss with Madonna I thought maybe she was bi! No, seriously, feel sorry for poor Brit. I mean she's bipolar! It couldn't be that pretty little Brit from the trailer park had know real moral compass growing up. It couldn't be that as a teen she had an agent with more than half a brain that kept her from doing all this stupid shit! Then, when she was old enough she shit canned his ass and the true Brit finally surfaced. I'm surprised she waited as long as she did to get knocked up and divorced! But she's bipolar! Hell, I'm bipolar! But you don't see me running around shaving my head and showing off my puttytat! Hey Brit! The only thing you haven't done so far is show us your boobs! What's stoppin' you!?! Oh yeah...your bipolar.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
BIPOLAR BRITNEY
So FINALLY! We now all know why Britney Spears is doing all the weird shit she's been doing! She's Bipolar! Well, I don't know about bipolar, but after that kiss with Madonna I thought maybe she was bi! No, seriously, feel sorry for poor Brit. I mean she's bipolar! It couldn't be that pretty little Brit from the trailer park had know real moral compass growing up. It couldn't be that as a teen she had an agent with more than half a brain that kept her from doing all this stupid shit! Then, when she was old enough she shit canned his ass and the true Brit finally surfaced. I'm surprised she waited as long as she did to get knocked up and divorced! But she's bipolar! Hell, I'm bipolar! But you don't see me running around shaving my head and showing off my puttytat! Hey Brit! The only thing you haven't done so far is show us your boobs! What's stoppin' you!?! Oh yeah...your bipolar.
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